lmaonade:

lmaonade:

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious” 

angimoto:

cue the sad ninja music

tumblr / twitter

violaslayvis:

tumblr programmers

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“WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO TO MAKE THESE PEOPLE LEAVE THIS DAMN SITE???”

dankmemeuniversity:

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fucked-up-world-2002:

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then

destinymoonart:
“BUENOS DIAS SAMUS”

destinymoonart:

BUENOS DIAS SAMUS

(Source: princessaran)

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace)

fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

(Source: fartgallery)

famehooka:

pop culture is SO DRY with all these camila cabellos lil pump shawn mendes dua lipa bebe rehxa charlie puth ed sheeran and whoever else y’all be listening to rn like idk whos on the charts anymore they’re not even mediocre idk why y’all listen to them and stan them like where’s the quality music??? where are the quality concepts??? everyone just wants to be like ‘im a boss im a bad bitch’ and that’s ok for a song or two but like where are the emotional songs where’s the vocal delivery where is the fashion where are the performances, choreographies ??? 

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nekropoli:

banesvoice:

toralei:

trilogy

Are there no fucking butterflies in japan 

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